@CarrotTopp & @RockinRobinRCH 's Radioactive Wedding gets interrupted by the objections of @OfficerQuackly
Featuring Count@Smokula
From the Officer Quackly EP, available at radioactivechickenheads.bandcamp.com/album/officer-quackly
"Officer Quackly"
Lyrics by Radioactive Chicken Heads & Officer Quackly
Music by Star Mendoza
Engineered by Dave Klein and Carrot Topp
Mixed by Jeff Forrest and Cris Cordero
Mastered by Cris Cordero
"Disco Duck"
Lyrics and music by Rick Dees
Engineered by Carrot Topp and Cris Cordero
Mixed and mastered by Cris Cordero @sawtoothwave4299
Carrot Topp & Rockin's Robin's Radioactive Wedding Video ua-cam.com/video/Fvqbk35hoVE/v-deo.htmlsi=2Faj8EGVGkLWp4hn
Count Smokula:
If anyone objects to this union of chicken and vegetable, speak now or forever hold your beak.
Officer Quackly:
I object!
I can’t believe you’d wanna marry that carrot,
I just can’t bear it
We’re gonna have to cancel this whole ceremony
It’s a bunch of baloney!
You can’t marry a vegetable.
That’s utterly despicable.
Don’t you know? He’s a criminal
I was hoping you’d marry a cop
Or someone handsome like your pop
Anyone but Carrot Topp, yuck!
Carrot Topp:
Officer Quackly, no need to attack me
Your daughter and I just want to get married
Our love will last forever, this I know
Requesting your blessing
Please let us go
Rockin' Robin:
But daddy, I love him
Officer Quackly:
What? No!
A vegetable cannot marry a bird
That’s just absurd
A punk rock singer is not a real occupation
It’s an abomination
Worse than I’d ever fear
How could ya do this, my dear?
Who are all these weirdos here?
His friends are just a bunch of creeps
Dregs of society, so to speak
Know what else? This band really stinks
Carrot Topp:
Officer Quackly, hey come back we
Have something that we think you should see
Stare into my hypnotic disco ball
Remember your glory days in the dance hall
Officer Quackly:
What's happening here?
I feel like I'm getting hypnotized or something
I feel like I'm transforming
Is this some kind of carrot magic?
What kinda mind control tricks are these?
I'm not angry anymore
I'm getting happy
I just wanna dance now
I can't help myself from transforming into the Disco Duck!
Carrot Topp:
Went to a wedding the other night
All of the chickens were treatin' him right
Movin' his feet to the disco beat
How in the world could he keep his seat?
All of a sudden, he began to change
He was on the dance floor, acting strange
Flapping his arms, he began to cluck
Look at him, he's the Disco Duck
Ah, now that's more like it
Finally, some real music
Watch me shake my tail feathers
Disco, disco duck
Oh yeah!
Disco, disco duck
I was wrong about you vegetables
Try your luck
Don't be a cluck
Disco, disco, disco, disco
Disco, disco
Disco, disco duck
Disco, disco duck
Officer Quackly:
Get down
Alright
You know, maybe I was just a little bit too hasty with my objections back there
I mean, uh this guy ain't so bad after all, I mean he's alright. he's alright.
And uh you know, this wedding's ok. I mean you got free donuts?
I mean you do got free donuts, don't you?
Carrot Topp:
Get the donuts
Officer Quackly:
Ok then, proceed.
Rockin' Robin:
Thank you, Dad. I love you.